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Assuming that they pass away from natural causes, who will die first between Trump, Biden, and Dr. Faucci? We put them in that same order into a casket. Faucci's mediterranean diet and genealogy will help him outlive Biden and Trump. Biden's relatively healthier diet and lifestyle with a more relaxed personality will help him outlive Trump. The MAGA king will die most likely from a heart attack relatively soon. 

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The price of success. Having so much food around us has made us round on the outside. It's not that we are pregnant with a germinated seed, cyst, embryo, or fetus protected by the radical right controlled by Christian conservatives. We are pregnant with fat because we overeat daily. It's the price of progress. Instead of dying of hunger, we are dying of obesity.

One thing to admire about Dr. Faucci and Biden is their weight management. Unlike Trump, DeSantis, Christie and all other politifatsos, Biden and Faucci stay in super good shape for their age. Biden is probably in better health than Trump. Biden is fighting COVID, and so far has not been flown to Walter Reed like Trump when he had it. 

When will Trump and Biden die? Biologists believe that humans can live until age 125, but it is really doubtful that Biden or Trump can get to live that long. If we have to guess, Trump will die within 5 to 10 years of a heart attack. Biden within 10 to 15 years of either cancer or a neurological disorder.

Trump's negative health factors include his diet (supposedly full of hamburger, fries, and ketchup) plus his high stress lifestyle. Politics is a stressful occupation with a heavy toll on human health. Biden eats less and better than Trump, and seems to manage stress better.  Biden seems chill; not Obama weed chill, but close enough. Trump, on the other hand, always seems to be stressed, on the edge of anger, and on the attack.

DeSantis is worth of mentioning because he could be the next president. DeSantis seems to have a pizza or pasta problem being that he is Italian American and is becoming fat quickly for his relatively young age. DeSantis also seems stressed and overworked most of the time. His political aspirations are having an adverse toll on his health. Now chances are that DeSantis will long outlive Biden and Trump. DeSantis could very well be the future of the conservative right in America. Who will be the future of the left? Would it be Newsom? Probably. 

Food for though. What do you think?

  

 

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