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We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to send women back to the Middle Ages. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to punish women for having sex. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to punish women for being raped. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to punish women for tempting men. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to remind women that they are owned by an imaginary male god sitting invisibly in heaven. 

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We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to destroy the environment. We're in a recession, let's vote for conservatives to burn fossil fuels. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to burn the planet for money. 

We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to expand mass shootings. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to arm mentally unstable Americans with AR 15s. We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives to attack the U.S. Capitol if Democrats win elections. 

We're in a recession. Let's vote for conservatives who believe in Trump. 

We're in a recession, let's cut taxes for the billionaires. We're in a recession. Let's forget that unemployment is at record low. We're in a recession. Let's forget that the dollar is at record high. We're in a recession, let's forget that people are traveling abroad in record numbers. We're in a recession, let's forget that homeowners have records amount of equity in their properties. We're in a recession, let's forget that stocks are selling at better prices. We're in a recession, let's forget that we have the strongest and fastest growing economy in the world.

We're in a recession. Let's replace state of the art science with traditional old school religion. We're in a recession. Let's do nothing, but pray to the "man" upstairs for salvation. We're in a recession, let's stop thinking and start reacting. We're in a recession. The sky is falling. 

We're in a recession. We need a king to let us know what to do. We can't think. 

Food for thought. What do you think? 

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