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Christian Abortions

Christian women should vote for Democrats to protect the sacred right to medically sound and compassionately humane abortions in the United States. Guaranteeing access to proper abortions under adequate medical care is not only a human right, but also a Christian obligation. Christian entrepreneurs should also tap into the untouched business opportunity of promoting Christian abortions. 

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Christian faith stands for the belief in a heavenly father who loves his children on Earth. When that heavenly father sends one of his daughters a gift of life, daughters should feel loved and empowered to safely, kindly, and humanely return the gift to the father if desired. The heavenly father is not a monster or or sadistic deity. 

The heavenly father will understand and appreciate the safe return of the unborn soul to heaven. The heavenly father will not want his daughter to suffer and will not want the soul to be in the wrong hands. A Christian return of the soul through a medically sound and pain-free abortion is exactly what the heavenly father would ask for. 

God loves humanity. Society should not inflict undue pain and suffering on the daughters of the heavenly father who may not be ready physically or psychologically to accept the gift of bearing another life inside them. Christian leaders should ensure that society guarantees a compassionate return of souls to their creator in heaven. Medical doctors can administer the proper pain medication to ensure that the unborn zigot, embryo, or fetus will return to heaven without suffering any pain. Society's love and acceptance of mothers that return the gifts will ensure that mothers are spared from any unnecessary pain and suffering. 

By banning abortions, Republicans force undue pain and suffering on both women and the unwanted gifts of life growing in them. The Christian, humane, and compassionate way to avoid unnecessary pain and suffering for the mother and for the unwanted gift of life is to ensure access to properly administered and performed abortions under due medical care. That is the prudent, pain free, and Christian way. 

There is a huge, currently untapped, market for pro-abortion Christian entrepreneurs who can specialize in promoting and advocating for Christian abortions. Millions of Christian women will need faith-based counseling on how to return the gift of life back to the heavenly father and creator of the Christian faith. 

In our United States, no one holds a monopoly on the proper interpretation and application of Christian doctrine. There is ample moral and Christian fertile ground to plant the seeds and do the groundwork for Christian abortions. All Christian entrepreneurs are invited to seize this tremendous opportunity. Those pioneering the movement may receive the biggest rewards in market share and attention. Let us know how we can help with flourishing consulting and advice.

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