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Conservative Christians are under attack. Jesus was a liberal preaching against the conservatives of his times. Conservative rulers killed Jesus by crucifixion. Evangelicals continued spreading fake gospel stories to keep the cult going. Conservatives persecuted Christians until they realized that it was better to join them to control them from within. 

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Conservative rulers of those days thought that crucifying Jesus would stop his liberal movement. The opposite happened. Christianity became more popular after Jesus was gone. It became easier for his disciples to spread fictional stories about miracles including resurrection and ascension. The movement of brotherly love spread like wildfire or like COVID on steroids. 

Conservative authorities persecuted Christians until they realized that the more they beat them down, the stronger they became. Conservative rulers had a vision. If you cannot beat them, join them. Conservative rulers converted to Christianity, and took control of the liberal cult. The cult conquered Europe, and facilitated the colonization of other lands including the Americas.

Reality can be stranger than fiction. Learning from the failed strategy of crucifying Jesus, it is easy to realize that it is better not to prosecute Trump for his evident January 6th crimes. Prosecution will only make him a martyr of the MAGAs. A better solution is to prosecute all of his co-conspirators and enablers. 

A cult leader is nothing without enablers. Think about Christianity without the disciples writing and spreading the alternative facts of the fake gospel stories. Instead of crucifying Jesus, the conservatives of his times would have been better crucifying his disciples and close enablers. Had they done it that way, they would have stopped the viral spread of Christianity. 

Food for thought. What do you think?

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