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Knock knock. Who is it? FBI. FBI who? FBI collecting the classified documents stolen by you know who. Serial liar Steve Bannon jokes that the FBI raided the residences of 35 or so of Trump co-conspirators. That is somehow supposed to empower MAGA against the FBI. If would be lovely if it were true. Imagine the FBI searching for some of the missing Top Secret documents that Trump stole. Down would go the MAGA King. Long would live the United States. 

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Some MAGA folks say that the "deep state" is out to get Trump. It's not that "deep"folks. Next time you choose someone to be the leader of your racist movement, opt for someone who is not as stupid as stealing Top Secret classified documents. That is a serious federal felony. 

Just like when parents advise teenage girls not to fall for the bad guy, the country advised racists not to fall for Trump. Everything that Trump touches turns to shit. The man is cursed. With every shitty failure, he reinvents himself followed by worse losers. After his fourth colossal bankruptcy, no one would lend him more money for deals. Along came Deutsche bank and the alleged money laundering operation of Putin and his oligarchs. The Trump organization survived. 

During the presidency of Obama, Trump's racism got the very best of him. He was full of hate and full of envy. How come a black guy could have accomplished so much more than him. First, Obama went to the Ivy League schools that Trump dreamt of, but could not get in: Columbia and Harvard. Then, Obama, despite being black of recent African descent, got to be President of the United States. 

Trump could not stand Obama's success. Seeing a black man command our Nation so well destroyed any mental restraint left in Trump. He became a flat out racists fabricating and repeating racist claims stating that Obama was not a real American. Trump challenged everything about Obama from his birth certificate to his Ivy League diplomas. Hate took the best out of Trump. 

Along with his immigrant trophy wife, Trump went down mall escalators to announce his candidacy to the presidency. Every serious political pundit laughed. Trump's speech calling Mexican immigrants rapists and projecting his hate towards nonwhite people resonated deep into the soul of the still too many racists in our Nation. 

All of sudden, fringe racists who used to stay out of American politics because their fringe views were disregarded by the establishment, became hyper active in politics. You could see the excitement in their faces and the joy in their smiles. Who would have thought that an old Yankee would have united confederate racists? 

All of a sudden, Republicans had impressive numbers to win elections. Trump had awaken the silent giant of racism in America. Republicans gradually surrendered to Trump to profit from his massive racist following. 

Aided by racist strategists such as Roger Stone and Steve Bannon, Trump led the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement, which is an euphemism or code of making America racist again. Experts and pundits underestimated the power of latent racism in our country. The polls were deceiving. Many closeted racists would not admit to pollsters that they would vote for the openly racist candidate, Trump.

What no one thought would be possible, became true. Trump beat Hillary Clinton in the electoral college vote for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections. Trump became the 45th President of the USA. Trump is the first openly racist president in our post Civil Rights movement era.

As president, Trump cater to two constituencies: the rich and the racist. Many of us made good money paying less taxes and enjoying the massive increase in the national debt. Trump stated that he was the King of Debt. He moved Congress to lower taxes on the rich, and to enforce harsh immigration laws. Incidents of police brutality against blacks became common viral feeds in social media. The Nation was led by a racist president wanting to re-establish WASP supremacy all throughout the country.

Trump's family made hundreds of millions of dollars during his presidency. Ivanka and her husband were presidential advisors banking close to one billion dollars in four years. The boys handled all the foreign money that began to flood the Trump Organization. Those were good years for the Trump family and their associates. 

Along came COVID19 and ruined it all for the Trumps. The virus that began in China spread like wildfire throughout the world. Trump had a hunch that the virus would quickly go away. After all, we had not experienced a pandemic in his life time. Trump was wrong. Everything went wrong for Trump during the COVID crisis. He was right about vaccines, but his core supporters hate vaccines. Trump's presidency essentially got long COVID. 

Biden won the 2020 presidential elections. Trump could not handle the loss. Instead of admitting defeat, Trump went all in fabricating the biggest lie in our presidential history. From there, Trump fell into co-conspiring to organized a clever insurrection on January 6th. It was Trump rolling the dice to see what would happen when a riot of MAGA racists attacked the U.S. Capitol to prevent certification of Biden's victory. 

Trump's J6 insurrection failed. From there, he decided to retreat to Florida to organize a bid to retake the White House in 2024. For nefarious reasons still under investigation, Trump stole classified documents from the White House and took them with him to Florida. Was Trump selling Top Secrets for private gain? Most likely. Was Trump blackmailing people? Most likely. We will know more soon. 

The FBI is investigating Trump's crimes. Trump and his cohorts are facing the music and will bear the weight of the law. At least that is our hope. Winter is coming for Trump. Justice will be served. The rule of law will prevail. Long live the United States. 

Food for thought. What do you think.   


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