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Elon Musk is the richest African American in history

 


Elon Musk is the richest African American in history.

Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.  Elon's father is South African. Elon's mother is a Canadian raised in South Africa.  Elon Musk moved to Canada at age 17 to dodge military duty.  Elon Musk moved from Canada to the United States in the 1990s.  Elon Musk became a U.S. citizen twenty years ago in 2002.  Elon Musk founded several internet companies in the 1990s, and acquired many successful companies like Tesla, SpaceX, and Twitter.  Elon Musk is worth about $265M, making him the wealthiest man alive, and the richest African American in history.  

Can Elon Musk save us from nuclear armageddon? 

Elon Musk is the new Iron Man of the world with a Midas touch. From Tesla to Space X to the plans of colonizing Mars, acquiring Twitter, and developing an iRobot helper named Optimus, the rich kid from New York City plans to change the world.  Elon is going through a brutal mid-life crisis with legendary hormonal ups and downs that only viagra and a good divorce may keep up. Elon Musk has also been bullying Bill Gates extensively to gain more admiration amongst right wing conspiracy theorists and other Trump supporters. Interestingly, Elon also stood up to Putin via the safety of his distant Twitter account, inviting the Russian tsar to duel him over Ukraine. 

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Fact check: Elon Musk is not moving to Puerto Rico.

Opinion: Elon Musk is a Trump wannabe

Bet: Putin will not go nuclear

There is a strong revival of everything nuclear in the world. The United States will be investing billions, if not trillions, upgrading the nuclear arsenal and the anti-missile defenses of our Nation. More to follow on this in future posts. 

Elon Musk is a champion at getting free government money in subsidies and projects. Going nuclear is an excellent option for Musk and all of us profiting from his entrepreneurial bravado.

Go Elon! Go nuclear and make us proud. You are Captain America too. Make us proud. Save us.  Deliver us from your master Trump Vader and all other evils. 

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